Nice. I roll natural 20. "You charge the Shyfter and punch right through his chest. Your hand wraps around his spine and you rip it clean out of his body!
Blood and gore spray everywhere as you hold the spine triumphantly over your head. The Shyfter is dead! You are victorious."
I say "FATALITY!!!" And by the way, I will become DM after you, for I am already "THE LORD OF DUNGEON MASTERS". At least according to my friends. PS. They're D&D noobs.
I would gladly play at your table! I haven't gotten to be a player in ages :p
I love this. I'm crying right now. Yes, I tend to be overly emotional, and I've had my own stuff lately, but still. Friggin amazing.
I'm sorry to hear about your stuff..
This story was pretty personal to me and I got emotional a few times, so yeah.
But I'm glad you liked it, thank you for commenting!
Too late. I already fapped my dick off. Overall, pretty good!
I said "SHIT IN YOUR PROCESSOR!!! KILL ME OR I WILL DO IT!!!" He shut up.
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Try it. Very funny.
Hehe. Daddy ate puke. But still a beautiful, tragic, and amazing story. I'm touched. Really.
On the bar mission briefing, they should say it will benefit them three-fold. 1, manpower loss. 2 morale loss. 3 , BEER FOR ALL!!!!
I am Conan. If you ask me what is best in life, I will say "To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Atta boy ;)
Awesome. But I can't get past the "Flaming Boner" and Meaty Boner" jokes. Teehee.
Don't click on his head. But click the mystery and when it shows the madness day sign, click on that. Plus, on the dude that got ripped apart, his brain says porn. Find the other eater eggs on your own.
Hi! I was going through puberty when I made the account, so don't hassle me about the username. I may upload some more art. I might put on some vids, maybe an audio or two. So yeah. I'm just an average guy, at least as average as any other NG user. Peace.
Age 19, Male
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